Suspect Communication Log Between Rebel Alliance Pilots
From the desk of Lt. Cmdr Aradine, current acting commander of Endor Outpost for the Rebel Alliance...
SUBJ: Suspected miss use of long range encryption communication devices.
REF: Rebel Alliance pilots code names, Red Leader and Gold Leader. Both pilots currently assigned to Frigate TUSKAN RAIDER on patrol and support for Endor Outpost.
Lt. Cmdr,Attached below you will find the communication log downloaded from pilot designation Red Leader.
Although a large portion of the transmission was not recorded, the new astromech installed in Red Leaders craft was programmed to record all encrypted communiques for security purposes. I would reccomend a light reprimand for both pilots involved as they are two of our best and brightest. It appears, however, that back world patrol duty is not enough excitement for them to fill their time properly.
It is my duty to report this incident to you, but I once again ask for legency in any disiplanary decision that you make. Regards
Captain Wulford, commanding officer
Frigate TUSKAN RAIDER
COMMUNICATION LOG:
Red Leader,
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Latest developement......the new neighbors are 18-year old cooking students from New Mexico!!!!!!!!! Just had a nice 30-minute convo with them both and I was T-Money in the bank....;o) Here's the problemo, they're both on the plus size but one of them is cute as hell with some killa tats. The other one is pretty hefty, but nice nonetheless.
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So Red Leader, the mission is to get a case of Corona's one night....maybe some Mary, get them intoxicated enough so I can fenagle Kimberly (The Cutie) to my criznib for some action. You don't have to knock the fattie, just entertain her enough so I can blast my photon torpedo down her death star....;o)
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Gold Leader Out
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...this is red leader, last communique recieved.
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Please confirm readouts on my target acquisition display...
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"...two chunky 18 yr olds from out of state..."
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Red Leader Over
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Red Leader,
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Communication was scrambled, R2-OU812 damaged in transport....
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Sending over secure 1.21 jiggowatz frequency:
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Target rich environment on moons of Endor,
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Target 1, Gold Leader acquired signal and has target locked and loaded. Half-Death Star with great radars and pretty face, photon torpedo set for deployment
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Target 2, need Red Leader to run decoy on FULL Death Star, good internal mechanics but external structure put together with extreme disregard for Al Bundy.
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Repeat, Red Leader needed to run decoy of many Corona's in order for Gold Leader to engage half-death star.
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Acknowledge Communiqu�.
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Gold Leader out.
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Gold Leader...
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This is Red Leader
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Acknowledge recpiet of encrypted communique, code name Mooning Endor.
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Stand by for encrypted response...
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Please upload detailed battle plans and estimated rendevous for attack run on Death Star targets designated hence forth as code names: Glory-Hole and Buttaface.
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Would reccomend additional armerments to space craft to suplement arsenal of Corona's and Photon Torpedos. Please send Biker Scouts for additional recon and confirm preference of highly alcoholic beverages consumed by either target.
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Timetable to fully prepare craft for assigned mission is at least 96 hours in order to complete missions already confirmed in database and also to ready craft for pending suicide run into target codenamed Buttaface.
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Red Leader standing by and swtiching to combat channels after 1630 local time.
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Over & out.
*END ENCRYPTED COMMUNIQUE*
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