Was I Talking...Did They Hear Me?
i think my mind just exploded.
i always complain about problems and critiques of the country i live in. i point out flaws and offer up suggestions of, "well if you ask me, we shouled.." Thanks to Dennis Miller and illegal drugs, i finally know what i can do to change it.
i'd like to take this oppurtunity to announce my intentions to run for president of the united states of amerika...in 2020 that is. My slogan will be some sill pun having to do with perfection vision, but thats besides the point.
I figure I have enough time (15 years) to keep an eye on things and then be able to properly calculate how to appeal to the masses and usher in a new era of democratic rule.
I also had a strange vision of the way things could go.
A powerful inclination at public transportation and alternatively fueled populace that is born and bred to fight terrorists. The US will either wipe out terrorism or destroy the world doing it.
As much it pains me to say this, I think we need four more years of george bush. some of his ideas and rationals behind picking fights is not good and often down right moronic. Most of his policies need reshodding and proclomations of mars landings and banning gay marriages are just down right propogandic crap.
but dubyah is core; HARD CORE. this crazy son of a bitch hasn't blinked once when staring down the barrel of a gun. i have half a mind to think that even if some zealot did try to off him, he'd pop right back up again and wipe out a nation, humilate their cultures and everything they hold dear, only to suck money out of their country and rebuild the whole damn thing at their expense and claim it a just interdiction.
I mean, he's tipped the balance of power in two countries and effectively altered foreign policies in dozens of country in the process securing the number one producing poppy producer on earth and a gigantic source of oil that has been operating at a fraction of it's actually capacity for the better part of two decades. The CIA has a fun source of bank rolling insurgent governments all over the globe at the same time removing this cash crop from the hands of the folks who are trying to blow us up. Kadahfi said fuck it and joined the parade, Japan is sending troops out for a stretch again and even China is starting to get pissed off at North Korea.
Tap oil wells in the Alaskan wilderness, because after all, who is going to be left to view this un-scarred landscape if all of us get whacked by dirty bombs and nuclear fall out?
Who cares if the unemployment rate is soaring; throw a helmet and an M16 on these fuckers and go kick Castros ass because we are going to need a lot of LEGAL cuban cigars to smoke when we start in on all the gold & diamond mines that are surronded by oil wells in any of a dozen african countries.
I am frothing at the mouth as things are starting to fall into place.
Fuck it, the ball is already rolling and I for one would rather watch this thing ride out to the end, then cut it short and watch NYC turn into down town Tel Aviv. NO fucking thank you. "Buy the ticket Take the Ride."
'FOUR MORE YEARS', I cry and only if, that this time we get this all out and once we finish cleansing the globe we can take a break...for say about 15 years.
Then things will be ready and I will no longer say, "IF I were in charge", but instead, "All right mother fuckers, heres how things are going to be."
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