More Intra Company Memos for Your Amusements
**Editors note: Because of the corporate giant I work for, I have made a few contacts on a global scale. Sometimes these contacts remember me and every so often send me some funny stuff. Here is an example. Translations of what you are looking at in the ().
SUBJ : Initial Trace Request
TR NO. : 436980
HAWB NO: 8128069***
CNOR NM: (withheld for privacty purposes)
CNEE NM: Fariido D. (Receiver name)
CNEE AR: Buraro, Somaliland, Rep. of North Somalia. (Receivers address; note the lack of an address or phone number)
PU DATE: 04/05/17 (Most countries print their dates like this)
ORIGIN : TEB (airport code)
DEST : HGA (airport code)
PCS : 1 (number of packages that we are trying to locate)
REMARKS: Greetings colleague! Shipment has been FD (forwarded) to burao on 20th and this is a four hour bus ride from HGA. Communications are very poor here since the great president bush number 2 cut our phones because he thinks Bin Laden lives here... Please tell him that we are nice, peace loving people and if Binladen was here we would sell him for ten bucks, let alone 25 million. Anyway we hope to get dd's (delivery conformation) to you by Saturday, when the bus returns, provided it doesn't break down or get blown up again.
Warmest regards
HGA Tracing Unit
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