This Message Brough to You By; Regime Change '04
The Revolution is upon us�or at least it sounds nice to say such things. I would be a bit more confident of my proclamations if the VP would have had a name like McCain or Clinton. But what is a poor Senator from Massachusetts who suddenly was thrust from improbable to front runner to do? Realistically I realized that McCain bucking party lines would have been political suicide and as unlikely as my beloved Cardinal football team winning a superbowl. With all the cold hard cash wrapped up in the GOP and Democratic parties, destroying the two party system would have made both sides extremely poor with no soft money support. Besides, what the United States really needs is multiple candidate system, with possible run-off elections to avoid debacles like the whole �Florida� thing. And because the government of these united states isn�t about to give the people what they need, instead we get what they think they need. Boy oh BOY am I glad we elect these folks to represent nothing that we stand for. Instead when the voices cry out in protest, over tax increase, budget deficits, first amendment rights and erroneous wars, we are dismissed as not being the voice of the people and told that all of this is �for our own good.�
Well excuse me, but I don�t recall voting for lunatics like Ashcroft and Rumsfield and last time I checked the PEOPLE are supposed to rule this country and the government is nothing more than an extension of the will of the people.
No more. NO MORE! Despite the massive efforts of the Bush propaganda machine, the flag he is hiding behind showing signs of wear. It�s starting to unravel as the populace rubs the shit from their eyes, cleans it out of their ears. Yes, you red-blooded amerikans, the reason we are in Iraq have nothing to do with dangers to our country or helping the Iraqi people; it�s all about money. Afghanistan �I have been muttering for a long time that this Bin Laden guy is a 6 foot tall Arab with Kidney problems; how hard can it be to find him? Does he even really exist or is this just something else that was made up to make more and more money for the corporate sponsors of our government? With the completely illogical and backwards way Bush has run this country into the ground, nothing would surprise me anymore.
As the good doctor would say, �the fat is in the fire� and I have had enough. I don�t even care anymore if Osama is or isn�t, whether WMD�s were really there or not. I could care less if Iraq erupts into bloody civil war, Saddam Hussein escapes into the suburbs, Iran nukes Israel or that little short Korean guy invades his southern brethren. Fuck the French, fuck the Spaniards, fuck South America, hell fuck the world. Except for the Chinese, but I can�t even go there right now. This country is dying at wilting on the vine because of this stupid red-neck president and I�m about ready for some economic prosper to kick in and get things back to normal.
Is Kerry the guy; don�t know don�t care, but he is the only other choice. I�d prefer Hillary to run with Bill as her VP and have them boost MY country back to where we need to be. At the worst, we�d have to what�calm her down when some country or another called her a bull-dike bitch? Worry about the national Enquirer posting pictures of Bill chasing tale around the house that is white�s lawn? Shoot a few missiles here; a few CIA operatives there�secure our borders, make things right with our own FREAKING PEOPLE for crying out loud! What ever happened to the good ole days where we let two sides duke it out and then sold guns to the winners and the losers? Is anyone else not getting the hint that nobody wants our help anymore? I say fuck em! Get out now while the getting is good, or better yet, get out now before Crazy Georgey W reinstates the draft and drags your first born son off to some good forsaken country to get his leg blown off by a coffee can full of nails, rusted metal and hand grenades, detonated by some guy he�ll never see using cell phone he probably bought on Ebay.
Sing it with me folks�
�HEY, HEY (insert clap) HO HO (insert clap), this MOTHER FUCKER GOTS TO GO (insert clap)�
Rinse, repeat and wash that Bush right out of office.
It is your duty as an amerikan to rise up and fight the political machine and do the right thing, because I for one do not want to live the alternative. Every major world power in existence has had it�s time in the sun and then been banished to the pages of history books. Besides this, how much fun will life in our great nation be, when alabaster skinned terrorists with names like, John Smith, Bob Adams, Mark Johnson and Al �Big Daddy� Stevens, wrap American flags around there faces and start shooting up Quick-Stops, Wal-Mart�s and McDonalds?
Think it won�t happen? CLICK ME ALREADY. Yeah, I used to think that way too.
Viva La Revolution!
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