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2005-07-31 - -
2005-02-01 - Eulogy
2005-01-26 - Full Moon Blues; Perception vs. Reality
2005-01-24 - Maybe I should just call this my "little black book" page, eh?
2005-01-19 - 80 (26 Celsius) Degrees when I tell that Bitch Please�
2005-01-17 - There is Nothing For Me Here
2005-01-14 - Random Shit Just So I Can Kill Time And Get To Happy Hour
2005-01-11 - I Love America, The Book, But Hate America, The Country & Other Revelations Conceived One Saturday Night As I Sat On My Couch
2005-01-10 - 2 A.M. Aphrodisiac
2005-01-07 - Just Call Me Midas
2005-01-05 - See, This Is What Happens When You Piss Off Your God's; an open ended letter
2005-01-04 - For You, My Dear
2005-01-01 - and so it begins
2004-12-30 - Preemptive Happy New Years With A Bullet
2004-12-26 - Plague Of Roses
2004-12-25 - Full Moon Blues
2004-12-23 - Holiday Tradition
2004-12-22 - Ho Ho Ho, You Dirty Little Slut
2004-12-19 - Still Chasing Ghosts
2004-12-16 - Write Now
2004-12-15 - E.T. Vs. Soccer Mom
2004-12-14 - Fun With Words!
2004-12-14 - The Insomniac Dreams
2004-12-13 - Heaven on the Back of a Harley
2004-12-10 - Whore
2004-12-09 - For You, My Dear
2004-12-08 - Worth Mentioning; Amended
2004-12-08 - Attention To Detail
2004-12-07 - Boo Fucking Hoo
2004-12-06 - All Inclusive
2004-12-03 - Lost In Translation
2004-12-01 - My Apartment Is Trying To Kill Me
2004-11-30 - Stainless Steel Existence
2004-11-29 - self titled
2004-11-28 - Truly, Madly, Deeply; Amended
2004-11-26 - For you, My dear
2004-11-24 - Who Wants A Letter?
2004-11-23 - My Future Girlfriend
2004-11-22 - Be Careful How Deep You Look, You Might Not Be Prepared For What You See
2004-11-19 - Another Gem From The Complaints Desk
2004-11-18 - "Well at Least You Won't Be Bored"
2004-11-18 - Dream A Little Dream With Me
2004-11-16 - Nothing
2004-11-15 - Does This Make Me The Bride?
2004-11-12 - I Need A Weapon
2004-11-10 - And So It Begins
2004-11-08 - Abusing Creative Tools
2004-11-08 - Just Call Me Concussion Boy
2004-11-06 - Nothing Helps the Healing Process Better Than a Little Blunt Force Trauma
2004-11-05 - Little Girls
2004-11-04 - Evolution
2004-11-04 - Suck, Suck, Suck, It Fucking Harder (Seven Words)
2004-11-03 - Doomed Generation
2004-11-02 - No Matter Who Wins, We All Lose
2004-10-29 - Ch-ch-ch-Chia (crap)
2004-10-28 - Full Moon Blues
2004-10-25 - Jinx
2004-10-21 - Today
2004-10-20 - Concubine
2004-10-20 - Humpin on Hump Day
2004-10-18 - National Public Radio & How I Learned To Piss and Drive In A Toga
2004-10-14 - unraveled
2004-10-13 - Hanging the Jury, One Very Content Candlelight Cuddle Session, Political Strife and the Death of My Country
2004-10-11 - Co-Ed Naked Poker: Get Your Ace In The Hole
2004-10-09 - Mythology Is Where I Want To Cohabitate
2004-10-08 - for you, my dear
2004-10-07 - I Bet Ze Germans Can Make Ze Tea
2004-10-06 - And What is Fonzy, Yolanda?
2004-10-05 - Nightmares Spawned by PBS
2004-10-04 - Cuddle Bunny
2004-10-01 - One Guess Where I'm Going to Be Tonight...
2004-10-01 - We Are All Totally Fucked or Speech & Debate 101
2004-09-30 - Short Controlled Bursts, Conserve Your Ammo, Aim For The Head & No Matter What Happens, Don�t Look Back
2004-09-29 - Back In Black
2004-09-27 - Sifting Through Shadows
2004-09-23 - The URL you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...
2004-09-23 - Pack It Up, Pack It In, Let Me Begin...
2004-09-22 - So I like totally met another girl...
2004-09-17 - a letter i wrote, because i can
2004-09-15 - Propaganda Translation Into Real Life Terminology
2004-09-14 - In One-Hundred Words (more) Or Less
2004-09-10 - The Couch
2004-09-07 - 999 dead bodies on the wall, 999 dead bodies...
2004-09-02 - Screwed, Blued & Tattooed
2004-08-24 - But Where Did This Get Me?
2004-08-23 - I Prefer Slut Red, But In A Pinch, Hot Pink Will Do Just Fine Thank You
2004-08-21 - Hot Pink
2004-08-17 - Out of The Darknes...
2004-08-16 - This is What I Do On Sundays When It�s Not Football Season
2004-08-11 - the Colonel and Her Lieutenants
2004-08-10 - Another Gem From the Complaints Desk
2004-08-09 - Myspace Whore
2004-08-04 - A Letter To My Editor
2004-08-02 - Crushing the oppositions beneath my big black boots
2004-07-30 - Breaking the silence on Victoria�s not so dirty little secret.
2004-07-29 - Full Moon Blues
2004-07-27 - Someone's In The Kitchen With Dyna
2004-07-27 - As Of Late
2004-07-25 - The Monster has A Pulse
2004-07-23 - Expect the Unexpected
2004-07-21 - Vegas: End Game
2004-07-20 - So Easy Even An Ex-girlfriend Can Use It
2004-07-19 - Somone Please Tell Me, "I TOLD You So"
2004-07-15 - We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
2004-07-14 - You've Got To Be Shitting Me
2004-07-13 - Chicken Little
2004-07-13 - Poor Mr. Wu
2004-07-12 - It's Been A While Since Anyone Looked That Good In One Of My T-shirts
2004-07-10 - Last Call
2004-07-09 - This Message Brough to You By; Regime Change '04
2004-07-08 - As Your Attorney, I Advise You To Rent A Very Fast Car With No Top & Get The Fuck out of the PHX for At Least 48 Hours
2004-07-07 - Doctor Best-friend In The Whole Wide World Is: IN
2004-07-06 - But It's a DRY Heat!
2004-07-05 - Hey Everybody, Where Did Mary Go?
2004-07-02 - Full Moon Blues
2004-07-02 - I coulda been a contender
2004-07-02 - Another Gem From the Complaints Department
2004-06-30 - The Night Was Going Great Until She Stuck My Fingers In Her Pussy
2004-06-29 - Jack Is Back
2004-06-28 - exhausted
2004-06-23 - The PBR High Carb Diet
2004-06-22 - Curtain Call To My Public De-Virgining
2004-06-20 - Vini, Vidi, Vicci
2004-06-17 - Home By 10PM was nothing but a dream...
2004-06-17 - "O. I. C. ", Said the Blind Man Pissing In The Wind, "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
2004-06-16 - Ego Down, We've Got An Ego Down!
2004-06-15 - Death on the Suburban Safari
2004-06-14 - A Midsummers Nightmarish Existance
2004-06-11 - meh, revised
2004-06-08 - As Long As I Don't Wake Up as Roach Tommorow, Everything Will Be Fine
2004-06-08 - Look Kids, It's A Coffin With A Dead Body In It!
2004-06-06 - Anothe Day of A Life
2004-06-05 - To Art Or Not To Art, That Is The Question (scroll to the end for a good recipe)
2004-06-04 - Broken Rings & Shattered Dreams; Lesson Learned Or Something More?
2004-06-03 - More Intra Company Memos for Your Amusements
2004-06-02 - Full Moon Blues
2004-06-01 - Adventures In CollegeTown, Part II
2004-05-30 - Adventures In CollegeTown, Part I
2004-05-30 - Over Stimulation Can Result in Premature Ejaculation
2004-05-28 - Pured Unadultared Rage
2004-05-28 - The Super is Away So I Get To Play
2004-05-26 - It Sounded Like A Good Idea At The Time
2004-05-25 - Tuesday Morning Train Wreck
2004-05-24 - Can't Buy Me Love
2004-05-23 - Epic, with more to come
2004-05-22 - Where the Drinks are Strong and the Nights Are Long...At the Nudey Bar
2004-05-21 - Taking Down Corporate Amerika (from the inside out)
2004-05-21 - Internal Department Memo
2004-05-20 - Weather Forecaster Is Not A Legit Job In Arizona & My Balls Itch
2004-05-20 - Insomniac Dreams
2004-05-19 - Definitions From Suburbia
2004-05-19 - Can't Fear The Reaper
2004-05-18 - House of a 1000 corpses, Readers Digest Version
2004-05-17 - Don't Take Any Guff From The Fucking Swine
2004-05-13 - iambecoming
2004-05-12 - You've Got To Be Shitting Me
2004-05-11 - I wanna be a prize winning drag queen
2004-05-10 - When You Wish Upon A Star
2004-05-04 - 2000 mile blind date
2004-05-02 - Full Moon Blues
2004-04-29 - Silver Tongued Devil, But Only When I Write
2004-04-27 - Poetry Night at the Naked Bean
2004-04-27 - 96 Degrees In The Shade
2004-04-26 - When Strippers Attack
2004-04-25 - What Would Bryan Boitano Do?
2004-04-25 - It's Not EaZy, Being SleaZy
2004-04-23 - Dubyah Kills Another Kid
2004-04-21 - D-Day, Minus 3
2004-04-20 - Happy Four & Twenty?
2004-04-19 - D-Day, Minus 6
2004-04-18 - Worst Weekend Ever
2004-04-16 - Slamming Poetry Slams
2004-04-15 - Open To Interpretation
2004-04-14 - Flogging The Dolphin
2004-04-14 - An Extra Hour to Drink...BRILLIANT!
2004-04-14 - Watch The Puppet Pull The Strings
2004-04-13 - Bow Wow Wow
2004-04-12 - Please, Don't Read This
2004-04-12 - Weekend In Review
2004-04-09 - Early Easter Greeting
2004-04-08 - Panty Raid
2004-04-07 - The Worlds Smartest Sparrow
2004-04-05 - Lake Of Fire
2004-04-04 - Full Moon Blues
2004-04-02 - So Much Drama In The...err...PHX
2004-03-31 - Was I Talking...Did They Hear Me?
2004-03-31 - Slow News Day
2004-03-30 - 8 Days A Week
2004-03-28 - Beer
2004-03-28 - Fuck
2004-03-25 - I Wonder If Napoleon Ever Had These Problems?
2004-03-24 - The Facist Conglomerate of semi-united states
2004-03-23 - Dusting Off The Professor Chaos Costume
2004-03-21 - Doctor Reccomended
2004-03-20 - Drunken Discord
2004-03-19 - It Never Snows In Paradise
2004-03-19 - Manufacturing Consent (of PBR) or Down With Busch (Anheuser that is)
2004-03-18 - Things To Do In The Desert When Your Equipment Is "OUT OF SERVICE"
2004-03-15 - 10 Days
2004-03-12 - ALWAYS
2004-03-12 - Manu�*yawn*�facturing�*yawn* Consent
2004-03-11 - Disconnect
2004-03-10 - The Devil Wants To Fuck Me In The Back Of Her Car
2004-03-09 - Tuesdays At The Naked Bean
2004-03-08 - something about nothing
2004-03-08 - Full Moon Blues
2004-03-05 - OfficeSpace Syndrome Strikes Again
2004-03-03 - Culture Club
2004-03-02 - Random Things From A Tortured Mind With No Link To The Outside World
2004-03-01 - How To Tell It's A Monday
2004-02-27 - It's Good To Be The King
2004-02-26 - No Sleep Till November
2004-02-23 - Weekend +1 In Review
2004-02-19 - Suspect Communication Log Between Rebel Alliance Pilots
2004-02-19 - I'll Tell You What I'd Do Peter Man...Two Chicks At The Same Time
2004-02-18 - Solace
2004-02-17 - Balancing My Virgo Laden Scales With A Sledge Hammer
2004-02-15 - Sailing Away
2004-02-14 - Let The Meeting Of The Lonely Hearts Come To Order
2004-02-13 - "Left Of Center Seeks Same; Seduce My Mind & The Soul Will Follow..."
2004-02-12 - Vegas In Picture Form
2004-02-12 - Death To Valentines Day
2004-02-12 - Maybe
2004-02-10 - Thin Red Line
2004-02-10 - My Shorty
2004-02-05 - Full Moon Blues, Vegas Style
2004-02-03 - Sedated
2004-02-03 - Who Needs 'Game' If You Know All The Rules?
2004-02-02 - Out Of Context Quotes
2004-02-01 - Something That Might Be Worth Something
2004-01-29 - Who Would Believe
2004-01-29 - Sexy Math
2004-01-28 - X-Factor & My Own Personal Stalker
2004-01-28 - Dude, Where's My Shirt?
2004-01-26 - Sit Ubu Sit. Good Dog.
2004-01-26 - PBR Wishes & Caviar Dreams
2004-01-24 - Bessy Gets A Makeover
2004-01-23 - Flashback
2004-01-22 - A Small Problem
2004-01-22 - Love Myself Better Than You
2004-01-22 - Deflector Shields Set At Full Power, Captain
2004-01-21 - The Great President Bush Number II
2004-01-20 - Puppet Master
2004-01-20 - No Time For Love, Dr. Jones
2004-01-19 - Making me Wet
2004-01-19 - whoring housewives
2004-01-15 - It can't be bad if it feels this good.
2004-01-12 - Working It
2004-01-07 - Taboo to you
2004-01-02 - I'm Your Passenger
2003-12-24 - Dear Santa all I want for XXXmas is...